puns, god forbid.

Writing blerg for cool kidz. Pookie mostly posts comic scripts, Mac will post god knows what. Updates daily (or it had damn well better!)

Serendipithai

Here’s, uh, I don’t know what this is. Another one from The Archives. I’m fast running out of Archives, truth be told. If you’re wondering why I made a pun (god forbid) for the title, it’s because I hate you and myself.

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Context-free Action Scene #01

[mc] There’s no way I’m going to get any time to do anything todaymorrow, so you can read this scene, which is attached to nothing, and I don’t know when I wrote it, but it has some cute lines in it I think. I get the feeling I wrote this after playing The Witcher. I’ll update it with a Pookie crit later.

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I’VE BEEN SICK ;-;

I can tilt my head now though so I think I’m getting better.  The flu is a dickbutt and I hate it. I’m feeling pretty okay now though, and I’m home agaaain. Here’s another script for okkvlt which is still in its first draft.  Extensive rewrites are planned, I know it’s pretty weak. I wrote this when I wasn’t curled up in the fetal position on Shannon’s bed, so.

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Prompt #2

[mc] already don’t care. prose, any topic.

@Pookie, do you want to change the update schedule?

I was going to post but then I didn’t

I had a minor attack of the crazies but I think it’s better now.

Here’s the prompt I believe I owe you folks, I went for option C. As an added nana-na-booboo, it’s all in rhyming quadrameter, too. Sadly I have no other fiction, so I hope you’re appeased for now. Sincere apologies.

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Prompt #1

[mc] My coeval appears to have vanished. I hope he isn’t dead; that would make this blog thing a lot less interesting.

@Pookie

Option 1: machines achieve sentience, unexpectedly.

Option 2: holder of a high office steps down for one week.

Option 3: Rewrite all of the dialogue in one scene of okkvlt, in rhyming couplets.

An Illustrated Introduction to Witches for Young Boys and Girls

There comes a time in the life on any young boy or girl when he or she must, for his or her own safety, learn about witches. Though the subject is unpleasant, and not to be spoken of in polite company, it is absolutely necessary that all good children know how to conduct themselves with respect to witches. Though by no means a comprehensive guide, I must submit this humble document as a simple primer, a foundation of basic information on which to lay more advanced study.

It is an unfortunate fact, however, that many of the children for whom this book is designed would rather be playing outside than absorbing its knowledge. For this reason, I will prepare one single rule of thumb for the active young boy or girl: one should stay as far away as one can from anything related to witches. This includes witch-teeth, witch-root, witch-fingers, witch-traps, witch-flower, and, naturally, witches. I repeat: anything at all containing the word ‘witch’ is best avoided.

Now, without further ado, let us move on to some basic questions as to the nature of witches, and their answers.

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